Category: incorrect kpop quotes

shinee-really-said-this:

Taemin: Key and I are so close, sometimes we finish each other’s-

(At the same time)

Key: Sentences

Taemin: Essays

Key:

Taemin:

Key:

Taemin: Please it’s due tomorrow 1000 words times new Roman double spaced size twelve font should court proceedings be documented for television?

shinee-really-said-this:

Jonghyun: I can’t get Key out of bed

Minho: Tell him I said something

Jonghyun: Like what?

Minho: Anything factually incorrect

*two minutes later*

Key, bursting into the room: YOU THINK THE SUN IS A PLANET????

shinee-really-said-this:

Onew: I just tried making a reservation at the library

Jonghyun: You don’t need a reser-

Onew: But I couldn’t get one

Jonghyun: please stop talking

Onew: it was fully

Jonghyun, softly: don’t.

Onew: booked.

shinee-really-said-this:

Key: I’m sorry I hurt your feelings

Minho: I’d take that more seriously if you didn’t put “feelings” in air quotes

shinee-really-said-this:

Onew: Taemin, WHY are you shirtless and covered in body oil

Taemin: You know how you always say I never glisten?

Onew: LISTEN. YOU NEVER LISTEN.

shinee-really-said-this:

Taemin, at 4 am: Hey… do you think stars have feelings?

Onew: For the love of god go tO SLEEP

Key: Of course I have feelings

shinee-really-said-this:

Minho: Sorry, I was being kind of annoying

Onew: We weren’t going to say anything 🙂

Key: I was

shinee-really-said-this:

Jonghyun at a bar: Vodka Tonic, please, but hold the vodka.

Bartender: Okay, so, toni-

Jonghyun: hold the tonic

Bartender:

Jonghyun: Hold my hand

shinee-really-said-this:

Taemin, on the phone: Hey, key? Could I borrow like, two million won? It’s for an escape room

Key: Oh my go- for the last time, it’s called BAIL and I can’t keep doing this

shinee-really-said-this:

Minho: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Taemin: Yeah!

Minho: Let’s give him a piece of our minds!

Taemin: Let’s stab hi- oh, yeah, the thing that you said