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awesomaticrobotronic:

Mini Posters of My Favorite:
Non-Title SHINee Tracks

shinee at an art gallery (inspired by keystagram uwu)

here you go baby~ and for anyone who haven’t seen/don’t remember the keystagram it can be found here!

onew:

  • why do they always put museums on the v top of v tall stairs it is b e y o n d me” / key: it’s to weed out the weak
  • sat down to take a break
  • i am weak
  • finds the sculptures of oversized regular stuff amusing
  • he’s trying to take a picture of a giant fork but it just looks like he’s taking a pic of a normal fork and that’s somehow funnier to him
  • “taeminnie stand next to- nO DON’T TOUCH IT”
  • lost a few years off his lifespan when the security guard headed over
  • whispers “you’re fkin dead later” in taemin’s ear before moving in to defuse the situation

jonghyun:

  • was wandering around the different countries exhibits and sat down in japan
  • sees distinctly nsfw artwork and he’s just like ㅎㅅㅎ;; wait (key: ………..you pervert)
  • and then a pack of children come wandering in and he’s like OH NO NONONO babies let’s go over there and herds them all out
  • aigoo who lets their children just wander both willy and nilly
  • where are your parents kiddos????
  • returns missing children
  • and goes to make sure that they also aren’t missing a child of their own (”MARCO” / taemin: *in the distance* polo)

key:

  • is fashion™
  • reads the plaques for each piece which is why it’s taking him forever to get through the exhibits 
  • collecting every pamphlet he comes across for every single painting/sculpture
  • has two different maps bc they had different cover art on it (minho: you don’t even need one you’ve been here enough that you know where to go like the back of your hand!!! / key: this is a limited edition exhibit ok)
  • when he’s taking pics (ot4: pls no more) he’s making sure that he’s far away enough from the actual artwork bc they will probably be thrown out if one of them touches another piece (onew: it was accident / taemin: same) 
  • reviewing the pics the members took of him in front of art (”oh what should i do??? / ot4: omg wat you cannot possibly want more pics / key: i can’t tell which one is the work of art / taemin: i hate you)

minho:

  • forgot that you’re not supposed to bring in water into the museum
  • why didn’t someone tell him when he brought it in in the first place?!?!?
  • was caught drinking it and scolded by a curator (”jonghyunnie hyung let me put this in your pouch” / jong: you just want me to hold your shit / minho: pLS before she comes back!!!!!)
  • looking really hard at this one painting 
  • tbh is wondering how much the ornate af frame around it would be 
  • he should also buy a really fancy frame for their group photo 
  • it’ll look so awesome 
  • is really inspired by the photography section to buy a old camera and take more pictures
  • ming @ shinee: will you be my models / shinee: we’re v expensive, we ARE idols after all / mango: shut up and just pose  

taemin:

  • is the only one who can still get a student discount and rubs that in everyone else’s faces (jong: your sticker says “child” / taemin: *slaps his hand over it* does not) 
  • wore his glasses 
  • rubbing his chin and spouting pseudo-intellectual nonsense about each piece 
  • ”ah and here you can see the depth of innocence and bleak despair the artist felt while creating this piece, the juxtaposition of the glove relative to the floor is most moving” / onew: taemin pick up your glove rn 
  • the do not touch signs that are scattered around are watching him, mocking him, daring him 
  • holding hands with minho and onew so that he can’t touchy touchy 

babyjungwoo:

#IWantYou1stWin

shineethinks:

a freaky-friday swap for you @jjonghugs, inspired by this video ! this is going to get confusing but i’m going to do it anyways, to signify the member in another member’s body; ex: onew speaking in minho’s body -> minho(onew)

onew -> minho: 

  • woke up, got up like …… “hm weird, i’m higher off the ground than usual” 
  • shrugs until he drags himself to the bathroom and looks in the mirror 
  • “aHH minho !!!” 
  • “?????? i’m minho?”
  • dibidibidi??
  • suddenly feels the need to do pushups (”WHY AM I DOING THIS”) 
  • looking at everyone ~charismatically~ (onew(taemin): fuq off / minho(onew): YOU CAN’T SAY THAT STUFF IN MY BODY) 
  • they’re honestly so lucky that they don’t have any schedules today 

jonghyun -> key: 

  • wearing hot pants
  • doing the kim wiggle   
  • and singing “i wear short shorts you wear t-shirts and i’m cheer captain and you’re on the bleachers~~~”
  • comme des and garcons are so confused bc they know something is not…. right but ???? (key(jong): come to appa babies~ come to appaaaaa~ / taemin(key): *picks them up* don’t talk to me or my sons ever again)
  • stroking his right eyebrow (taemin(key): omfg you psycho give me my body back) 

key -> taemin: 

  • lying on the floor 
  • “despair has entered my life” 
  • goes “hey taemin” (onew(taemin): wot) and slaps himself hard in the face (taemin: oMG / key: totally worth it) 
  • maybe if they hug really hard they’ll just switch and jjong could deal with being taemin???? (key(jong): kibum you’re going to break your own spine) 
  • also it’s super weird to hug yourself
  • after he calmed down he’s practicing makeup on his(jong’s) face and is pretty pleased with himself but when he tries to take a picture jong keeps making ugly faces 

minho -> jonghyun: 

  • rubbing his legs bc like dude isn’t it weird not having hair on your legs i feel like a damn dolphin (key(jong): waxing makes me more aerodynamic) 
  • can’t…..reach anything 
  • carrying a stepping stool everywhere (key(jong): WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT) 
  • trying to make jong’s michael jackson noises 
  • how does he do that 
  • stretching bc even at 28 maybe he could grow more 
  • you can thank him later hyung 

taemin -> onew:

  • HAHA
  • LOOK AT ME
  • I’M THE CAPTAIN NOW 
  • attempts to pop and lock 
  • everything hurts (onew: pls don’t break my body) 
  • he keeps cursing and onew’s like pls………. my face is kind-looking and soft, don’t ruin my image 
  • also probably not realizing that minho(onew) could fight him but then again he would just be fighting his own body 
  • technically he could fight key in taemin’s body but then key would get mad 
  • poor onew he just can’t win
  • taemin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tteonajimara:

21/ edits of asdfghjklñ my perfect bias

SHINee at a thrift store?? 😀

~shinee’s gonna pop some tags~

onew:

  • weirdly gravitating towards clothes that don’t even look like they’re from this century 
  • “they’re comfy ok what more do you want from clothes” 
  • finds a pair of (key: ugly) elastic pants (minho: i think my grandma has the same pair) 
  • snaps the waistband a few times
  • these are his now and he’s never taking them off
  • actually pays for them while wearing them 
  • he wears (minho’s) grandma’s clothes
  • he looks incredible 

jonghyun: 

  • has been in the dressing room for a while 
  • they know he’s still in there bc they can see his sneakers (taemin: hyung you good?? / jong: *mumbling something* / ot4: what
  • HE’S STUCK OK 
  • can’t even open the door bc his arms are incapacitated so a worker has to open it with a key 
  • the door swings open to reveal kim jonghyun, world-famous kpop singer, national heartthrob, owner of a lambo, mother of taemin, all sorts of tangled up in a sweater with his arms sticking out and his head somewhere swallowed in the fabric 
  • shinee: ………………. / jong: …….. you guys gonna help me or what 
  • everyone snapped a picture (minho: this is going to be my new contact photo for you ahaha what a dumbass) 
  • still BUYS the sweater (jong: it looked good when properly put on ok) 

key:

  • brought his own canvas bag 
  • “my body is ready, let us begin”
  • taemin’s pulling random shit off the hangers saying ooo~ try this giant flamingo-print shirt on
  • but he tied it so it looks good and that was not the reality taemin expected (jong: hey / taemin: you plagiarized my album)  
  • his pile of stuff he wants is v rapidly growing and he’s thinking of all the diy projects he could do 
  • actual sparkly eyes at all his new clothes and possibilities 
  • actively choosing not to question the members’ fashion choices too much bc his stress level will just go up, up, UP (hitchhiking baby)
  • is he just really good at finding good things or does just everything look good on him? (key: both. it’s both

    `▽´) 

minho:

  • buys another pair of track pants to add to his ever-growing collection (”i didn’t have a green one let me live”) 
  • “guys doesn’t this pullover remind you of our suits from dream girl era?” / ot4: haha yeah omg those suits
  • it’s a frankenstein’s monster of patterns and he loves it a lot 
  • he just kept on holding it the entire time they were there, very fiercely defending its honor from taemin’s general assholery (taemin: it’s ugly / minho: your face is ugly)
  • unironically wears it everywhere
  • it makes him easy to spot in a crowd tho 
  • might as well be wearing a neon sign 
  • choi minho, rising fashionista or fashion terrorist? 

taemin:

  • isn’t really his scene but since he’s here might as well have some fun~
  • every time he talks to a member he’s wearing a different floppy hat but they’re not commenting on it 
  • TvT notice me senpais
  • pulling the most ridiculous things he could find and posing and strutting like he’s on a runway
  • walk, walk, POSE (ot4: *clap clap* / taemin: oh thank you thank you) 
  • sweg 
  • has been steered away from the shoes section bc nope, not today  
  • he’s actually growing kind of attached to this zebra-print jean jacket 
  • he??? bought it??? 
  • @ himself: when are you ever going to wear this / taemin: shrug emoji 
  • found a dope bucket hat
  • minho your sweater is still stupid 

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leechois:

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